The Gaaaaaaapden (the captain)- King of tamizh cinema

Our beloved hero the captain
his strength is the power of ten
He lives in the big city
and is stronger than electricity

He beats up people engaged in vice
and sleeps in a bed of ice
he is popularly called amul-baby
and is all love towords the babies(the heroines)

He dances like michael jackson
a 90 year old michael jackson
he can fight upside down hanging from a tree
and captures terrorists who are free

He can stop bullets with his red flamed eyes
and wins the heroin as his prize
he has promised us cows
with all solemn vows

He is the founder of a political party (expected)
when i vote it will be for his party (well...unexpected)