Employed

I am searching for a job
preferably in a food lab.
i have a lot of experience
when i eat i go in to a trance

I am imagining a big food lab
with a lot of food to grab.
souls suffering in DIET are lured
and from this disease they are cured

I am there, happy and smilin
FOOD FOOD the customers are cryin.
and it is not security analysis i am readin
but a book on ICE CREAM worth tryin

It is located near paris corner
a cosy little food corner.
I get paid for my job
and (still cant believe) eatin is my job.

At last!!! found a job
I dont have to look for a bank to rob
Its a pity, i cant sleep there at night
inspite of that i am all right....

They call me the food man
I am the best and not among the also ran
I am employed in a food lab
a place which is not a bit drab.