Asin und Essen

Essen and asin

I am writing this poem in english
as i cannot rhyme it well in deutsch

In a world which has Asin
One may question the importance of Essen
I am writing this poem to clear this doubt
and writing this poem sure makes me proud

Asin looks super beautiful
my stomach is never full
Her eyes are etheral
Ohne essen life looks so unreal

Asin makes me forget the 'Naan' (tamizh)
I am always ready to eat a 'Naan'
Some say asin is added to a movie for MASALA
and i vehemently say i prefer Naan with paneer butter masala

Asin really does act well
I will be really happy if a fall in to a food well
Asin's beauty is forever
As you can see asin and essen blend well together....

-Erman Esse

The Gaaaaaaapden (the captain)- King of tamizh cinema

Our beloved hero the captain
his strength is the power of ten
He lives in the big city
and is stronger than electricity

He beats up people engaged in vice
and sleeps in a bed of ice
he is popularly called amul-baby
and is all love towords the babies(the heroines)

He dances like michael jackson
a 90 year old michael jackson
he can fight upside down hanging from a tree
and captures terrorists who are free

He can stop bullets with his red flamed eyes
and wins the heroin as his prize
he has promised us cows
with all solemn vows

He is the founder of a political party (expected)
when i vote it will be for his party (well...unexpected)

Aussie Dream

Aussie dream..

Playing in the aussie team,
surely not everybody's dream

Shane warne always eatin beans
and tryin to get girls out of their jeans

MC.Grath so lean and tall
does not know to swing the ball

Gilchrist swings his bat all the way
and tries to swing sharad powar out of the way

Pointing tries to captain the side
but cant play the ball on either side

Martin remains super calm
he should have studied B.Com

Symonds with his stupid hair style
lacks considerably batting style

the australians are like a well oiled machine
but fade in to the back ground when compared to asin.....
(the last two lines dedicated to the great murari...)