Change

Its been a really long time since i wrote anything.... a lot of things have changed... a lot of things have happened ..it all seems so sudden....i cant believe that i am actually livin alone on my own.... i am now in the much hyped of city of bangalore... i got a job there and i have no complaints except a very strong feelin of home sickness.... some of my perspectives have changed too.... till now i did not know the true feelin of home but now i appreciate home and HOME FOOD to an amazing extent....

I am still nebulous as to my long term plans..... i am now in a bit of confusion which would need some time to be sorted out. I now strongly believe that everybody should stay away from home atleast for a period of two years only then u start to appreciate its true significance.

Has my love life undergone a significant change... well i would say no... i think or relationship has been strengthed a bit more..... i now love her a bit more... i donno how cause i believed tat i could not love u anymore. Today i was told something about love being the result of harmones...... well it may be yes cause love comes out of character and character they say is decided by harmones..... well but then is it worth while to break love in to a science.... it has a mystic quality which is better appreciatd without science... it may be that i am attracted to some person cause that person has a certain harmone in abundance.... so what.... i certainly dont care about harmones... all that i care is that the other person is there for me and reciprocates my feelings....

What do i write.... a thousand thoughts race i my mind... flashing accross like lightning..... i am not able to match their speed.... lots of faces... ots fo characters... lots of peculiarities... lots of problems... some petty... some big... lots of happiness....lots of differences....lots of adjustments.... lots of new relations.....

a tip.... to be really happy on your birthday... switch off your cell phone...your computer .... just u and your loved one.... holding hands... and you starin at her/his eyes the whole day.... (drunken with the milk of human love).....

Asin und Essen

Essen and asin

I am writing this poem in english
as i cannot rhyme it well in deutsch

In a world which has Asin
One may question the importance of Essen
I am writing this poem to clear this doubt
and writing this poem sure makes me proud

Asin looks super beautiful
my stomach is never full
Her eyes are etheral
Ohne essen life looks so unreal

Asin makes me forget the 'Naan' (tamizh)
I am always ready to eat a 'Naan'
Some say asin is added to a movie for MASALA
and i vehemently say i prefer Naan with paneer butter masala

Asin really does act well
I will be really happy if a fall in to a food well
Asin's beauty is forever
As you can see asin and essen blend well together....

-Erman Esse

The Gaaaaaaapden (the captain)- King of tamizh cinema

Our beloved hero the captain
his strength is the power of ten
He lives in the big city
and is stronger than electricity

He beats up people engaged in vice
and sleeps in a bed of ice
he is popularly called amul-baby
and is all love towords the babies(the heroines)

He dances like michael jackson
a 90 year old michael jackson
he can fight upside down hanging from a tree
and captures terrorists who are free

He can stop bullets with his red flamed eyes
and wins the heroin as his prize
he has promised us cows
with all solemn vows

He is the founder of a political party (expected)
when i vote it will be for his party (well...unexpected)

Aussie Dream

Aussie dream..

Playing in the aussie team,
surely not everybody's dream

Shane warne always eatin beans
and tryin to get girls out of their jeans

MC.Grath so lean and tall
does not know to swing the ball

Gilchrist swings his bat all the way
and tries to swing sharad powar out of the way

Pointing tries to captain the side
but cant play the ball on either side

Martin remains super calm
he should have studied B.Com

Symonds with his stupid hair style
lacks considerably batting style

the australians are like a well oiled machine
but fade in to the back ground when compared to asin.....
(the last two lines dedicated to the great murari...)

Code name S

The multiplying villanies of nature do swarm upon him.Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel, which smoked with bloody executiuon.We are oft to blame-- 'Tis too much proved that with devotions visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself.

Who is but the form following the function of what and what i am is a man in a mask. I am merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.But on this most auspicious of nights permi me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both vixtim and villian by the vicissitudes of fate.This visage, no meer veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant and vanished. However, this valarous visitation of the bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and the voracious violation of volition.The only verdict is vengence, a vendetta held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose. So let me simply add that its my very good honour to meet you and you may call me S.

It means that i like god do not play with dice and believe in coincidence.

Employed

I am searching for a job
preferably in a food lab.
i have a lot of experience
when i eat i go in to a trance

I am imagining a big food lab
with a lot of food to grab.
souls suffering in DIET are lured
and from this disease they are cured

I am there, happy and smilin
FOOD FOOD the customers are cryin.
and it is not security analysis i am readin
but a book on ICE CREAM worth tryin

It is located near paris corner
a cosy little food corner.
I get paid for my job
and (still cant believe) eatin is my job.

At last!!! found a job
I dont have to look for a bank to rob
Its a pity, i cant sleep there at night
inspite of that i am all right....

They call me the food man
I am the best and not among the also ran
I am employed in a food lab
a place which is not a bit drab.

perfect

We all want our life to be perfect. But guys just reflect if life is devoid of those beautiful things called imperfections wont our ignorance of the meaning of perfection be emphasised.Its those small imperfections that makes us search perfection.And in this everlasting quest we march through happiness, pain, accomplishment and disappointment and that makes life interesting, not perfection.

Unforgettable Verses

In my list of evergreen compositions, *S.Sricharan's verses stand out...and to all those who haven't heard this,..pls do!!

I am going home
I am thinking of a scone
In my hand i have a bat
And people call me fat
I dont give a damn
As long as i have me frying pan
Filled with potatoes onions and cauliflower
to pack me full of immense power

I walk past an old lady
Who looks a bit shady
She is cookin beans
But i want to have only creams
So i move on
With my heart weighing a ton

I want cakes
But i can see only rakes
Yes i am in a field
Wanting something cold
Ah!!! i see an ice cream parlour
But as i approach they close with an ardour
that makes me shiver

Home at last
End of my long fast
with delight i scream
And eat a lot of Ice cream
I end the day full of highs and lows
With a couple of Milos.

* a prominent poet of the 21st century who founded the anti DIET league and who brought about a new food revelation and revolution

dieting=dying

DIET - a word at the mention of which doctors and health club's watch you like an Indian tiger watches a peasant. DIET a four lettered horror at the utterance of which strong men quail and turn up to heaven for help and deliverance. The word DIET can be expanded as follows Die of Idiotic Endeavour to Thin.This dieting disease has been slowly but steadily accumulating more and more man power to support its cause. Let me by a series of logical arguments thwart the defence under which this disease is spreading.

First let us understand the reason for a person dieting. well the reason is self evident, to reduce weight.What i do not understand is why anybody should want to reduce weight.I weigh around 80 to 85 kilos and i am not at all bothered or worried i am infact proud. see guys and also girls, if god meant us all to be thin he would have made us with a waist line that does not respond to the vagaries of our untimely and unproportional intake of food. When we have a waist line that is meant to expand then why not let it do its job.

And our anatomy is blessed with a 'Sticketh to the cream like glue and Spitteth things that taste like glue' thing (our tongue). If you gentelmen and ladies are going to feed only on cabbages and other leaves then gradually your tongue becomes useless. Do you want that to happen (think of the creams and cakes that your tongue has helped you to taste).If anybody comes and says to you " when you are fat u dont look beautiful" you say to him 'well all those who think so can eat cake' ( and immediatley you can also have one).When i write this i am reminded of a poem by a noteworthy poet.


I weigh between 80 and 85
The number of cakes i eat in a day are 25
As soon as i get up
I need to buck up
So I eat a chocolate
And leave the rest to fate.
I drink my morning tea
and then i am free
To eat my morning meal
And face the day filled with zeal.
With the afternoon snack i am nourished
But not all the hunger in me has perished
It is 5
Time to eat French fries
I then eat a pudding
With my mom close by cuddling.
I drink my BOOST
And decide not to fast.
It is dinner time
I am at my prime.
Mom has made sambar rice
And it looks so nice
I eat it all in a scoop
and end by taking a fruit.
It is biscuits i seek
and to the kitchen i creep
I eat like a starved sheep
And then i go to sleep.



I think these wise words by the wise poet would have opened your eyes and filled you up with that eating enthusiasm.See if you have health problems cause you are fat, go to doctor and the first thing he will do is put you on a diet and as soon as you come out go to the nearest shop and eat your hearts fill cause a contended heart is important than a lean body.